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Okay, IGNORE the story, but does anyone else here think this photo suggests this woman is sniffing something she's found in the laundry basket???? Or am I the only saddo here?

What are these politicians like, 'eh??
 
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Okay, IGNORE the story, but does anyone else here think this photo suggests this woman is sniffing something she's found in the laundry basket???? Or am I the only saddo here?

What are these politicians like, 'eh??
Normal position for some of them, always trying to dig themselves out of a hole!
 

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Okay, IGNORE the story, but does anyone else here think this photo suggests this woman is sniffing something she's found in the laundry basket???? Or am I the only saddo here?

What are these politicians like, 'eh??
I suspect you may have at least one or two saddo mates here!
 

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Okay here's a question to test the internationalness (!?!) of certain types of humour:
This one's for the rest of the world - so Aussies hold back for a bit please.

You know those very tight fitting, black lycra shorts that some youngish women seem to wear - as if they've been exercising?
Well here they're called, by many, "mumbles" - care to guess why?
 

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Back in my youth I can’t imagine a lady walking down main st. sporting only a pair of black pantyhose .... now it seems if you call them yoga pants , good to go !
 
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Why is it necessary to add the phony laugh track? Is it because the post is not funny? Or is this a British thing kinda like a fake Monty Python? Yank here is curious.
I think these went out late evening in front of a live audience, so probably a few drunks in there...
Mind you, not trying to score points, I did pick up some of the TV episodes of M.A.S.H on DVD, and the 'canned laughter' added to that just seemed so incongruous...
 

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I think I'd rather hear German limericks. Acutally rap sounds better in German.
 

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That reminds of this one .....

An old geezer is on the dance floor doing all the latest dances with young things, when one young thing asks him ..." Have you lost any of your other faculties?"
He says, "Well, it was just last week when I spent the night at a young lady's apartment. It seemed that I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. But I woke at 3 am with an urge, and I nudged her, and she says "What! Again?", so you see I am losing my memory."
 

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So an old man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup.
At the end the doc asks him if he has any questions.
The old man hems and haws and then says, "Well, yes, there is something I been wondering about..."
Doc says "OK, what is it?
Old man says "Well, doc, was I was a teenager, and I got an erection, I could not bend it at all, no matter how hard I tried, not one bit."
Doc replies "Well, that is normal.."
And the old man interrupts and says "well, yes, but then in my 30's i got to where I could bend it a bit, not a lot but some"
The Doc say "OK..."
And the old man jumps right back in and say "And then in my 40's I could bend it more, and by my 50's I could bend it in about 90 degrees, and in my 60's even more. Now I can nearly bend it in right over."
So the Doc kind of pauses and says "So what is your concern?"
And the old man says "Well, just how strong am I going to get?"
 
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Erection, what's that? Maybe it's Benny Hill's accent from election. That's about as close as I get.
 
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