texasSlick
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That reminds me of the one about a guy who slips one finger in a woman who says "can you get another finger in"? He says "Yes I can." She says "How about a third finger?" The guy says "I can do that too" She says "How about your whole hand?" The guy says "Yes I can do that!" She says "can you slip your other hand in along side the first?" He says "By God, I can do that!"
She says "Now clap your hands!"
He says "I can't"
She says "Tight, ain't it?"
She says "Now clap your hands!"
He says "I can't"
She says "Tight, ain't it?"