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That reminds me of the one about a guy who slips one finger in a woman who says "can you get another finger in"? He says "Yes I can." She says "How about a third finger?" The guy says "I can do that too" She says "How about your whole hand?" The guy says "Yes I can do that!" She says "can you slip your other hand in along side the first?" He says "By God, I can do that!"
She says "Now clap your hands!"
He says "I can't"
She says "Tight, ain't it?"
 
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