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A woman was driving along at a fair pace and passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side, laying in wait. The cop waved her over and walked up to her car, with that classic patronising smirk and asked, “What’s your hurry?”
She replied, “I’m late for work.”
“Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”
“I’m a rectum stretcher.” She responded.
The cop stammered, “A what?...........”
“A rectum stretcher.” She repeated.
“And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”
“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in. Then I slowly but surely stretch it until it’s about 6 feet.
“And just what, pray tell, do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?” he asked.
“Give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!”
She replied, “I’m late for work.”
“Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”
“I’m a rectum stretcher.” She responded.
The cop stammered, “A what?...........”
“A rectum stretcher.” She repeated.
“And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”
“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in. Then I slowly but surely stretch it until it’s about 6 feet.
“And just what, pray tell, do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?” he asked.
“Give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!”