Stu Bodycote
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Oh wow....you have far too much spare time on your hands. I suppose if you could get spare parts, you wouldn't have spare time thoughHere at TVS Norton we take (PR) Public Relations seriously!
In doing so, it is our (PR) Primary Responsibility to provide our customers with a satisfying (PR) Progress Report.
We listen to our customers (PR) Purchase Requests and (PR) Performance Reviews.
From here we take your negative feedback and send them to our (PR) Process Re-engineering team.
Our state of the art (PR) Process Re-engineering team located in sunny (PR) Peoples Republic of China take your feedback seriously and (PR) PeRsonally.
So much so it makes their (PR) Pulse Rate dangerously high.
But rest assured, we are here to make sure that you, our few and far between customers are satisfied with your TVS Norton.
Our (PR) Process Re-engineering team realized that the (PR & PR) Power Rating and Performance Ratings were below the industry standards, so to better satisfy our customers needs, we provide a (PR) Price Resolution.
Our (PR) Price Resolution is a (PR) Public Relations standard that allows us to offer you a low ball offer on your trade in value, what better way to get you to swing a leg over a brand new TVS Norton?
This offer will not last long. Rumor has it, we only have enough spare parts to build 250 961 Commandos. So please don’t delay.
Contact our (PR) Public Relations team today and apply for a (PR) Purchase Request!
All other orders may be granted a (PR) Purchase Refund.
* Side note
At this time we offer no spare (PR) Parts Replacement. Don’t ask, Don’t Tell.

