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A little old lady finishes her consultation with her the doctor who says, “Is there anything else I can help you with Mrs Smith?”
"Well actually Doctor I do have this small problem with gas -- but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see Mrs Smith. I think I know the problem. Take one of these pills each day and come back to see me this time next week."
The next week the old lady comes back. “How are you Mrs Smith?” the Doctor asks her.
"Terrible … terrible," she says, "I don't know what was in those pills you gave me, but although my farts are still silent they smell terribly."
"Good, good!” said the Doctor “We've cleared up your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing."
"Well actually Doctor I do have this small problem with gas -- but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see Mrs Smith. I think I know the problem. Take one of these pills each day and come back to see me this time next week."
The next week the old lady comes back. “How are you Mrs Smith?” the Doctor asks her.
"Terrible … terrible," she says, "I don't know what was in those pills you gave me, but although my farts are still silent they smell terribly."
"Good, good!” said the Doctor “We've cleared up your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing."
