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Post your jokes and humor here.
 
Yeah Sam is a great catch, I have her as a fishing buddy anytime and the fish is not bad as well, she be better to look at when the fish go off the bite, a lot better than my normal fishing mates, even drunk they are still ugly lol.
 
ashman said:
Yeah Sam is a great catch, I have her as a fishing buddy anytime and the fish is not bad as well, she be better to look at when the fish go off the bite, a lot better than my normal fishing mates, even drunk they are still ugly lol.
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She would be great on the Gin palace ......pantie remover 😉
 
Doctors .. phoey !!! ... Don't start me on vets either !!!

Took my Labrador to the vets and said to them ... " she has a broken leg " ... help ... !

Vet discussed with a colleague, had some students in to examine, took scans and x-rays, took bloods, and etc ...
Came back to me and said we need to do an MRI !!!!
After a discussion of cancer and or other stuff I lost my rag and told the vet ( it was a vetinary specialist hospital ) I'd already diagnosed it all !!

She has a broken leg !!!!!

Anyway .... in comes a country vet who would give an occasional " chat " to students and he said whats the problem ...

A few minutes later he said " FFS the dog has a broken leg why has it been suffering for hours without threatment ! "

Vet hospital tried to charge me £3,500 for investigations etc .... I paid them £450 for fracture treatment and said take me to court.
 
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