Craig
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OK, so can anyone come up with some bike-related versions, coz I have never heard any??
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Not necessarily blonde, but...
The professor was lecturing about "Involuntary Muscle Contractions" when he noticed no one paying attention.
Angrily, he asked a girl on the front row, "Young lady, do you have any idea what your asshole is doing while you are having an orgasm"?
"Why yes", she answered. " He is usually out in the garage polishing his Harley".
The professor was lecturing about "Involuntary Muscle Contractions" when he noticed no one paying attention.
Angrily, he asked a girl on the front row, "Young lady, do you have any idea what your asshole is doing while you are having an orgasm"?
"Why yes", she answered. " He is usually out in the garage polishing his Harley".
robs ss
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Maybe closer to the mark...
Ollie the Icelander saves up for a few years and finally buys the bike of his dreams, He goes out for many long rides and enjoys him self fully. One horrible day his bike breaks down. The bike is taken to the shop and a mechanic looks it over. He walks over to an expectant Ollie and says. Looks Like you blew a seal, Ollie says No, No way Thats Just Ice In My Beard.
Ollie the Icelander saves up for a few years and finally buys the bike of his dreams, He goes out for many long rides and enjoys him self fully. One horrible day his bike breaks down. The bike is taken to the shop and a mechanic looks it over. He walks over to an expectant Ollie and says. Looks Like you blew a seal, Ollie says No, No way Thats Just Ice In My Beard.
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