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Post your jokes and humor here.
 
Have you ever heard anything about the "Champ!."... It Was a Radio moment in our morning in my youth.

I snap I loose it!
Ever since I've been the champ.
 

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)​

1. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming…
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead
 
So... this fella calls up his buddy and says: hey did you know that chickens die after sex, and the friend says what ,,,, no they don't , then the fella says well... the one that I fuched did
 
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