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concours · Friday at 3:18 AM

Ohhhhh
I see
Thanks baz!

baz · Friday at 3:50 AM

concours said:
Ohhhhh
I see
Thanks baz!

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Ermmmmmm
Any mustard available?

Craig · Friday at 4:07 AM

I think the mustard is under the beef , just get a bit deeper into it

concours · Friday at 5:00 AM

Well, now I have more questions than answers

Frugal Fannie's

www.frugalfannies.com

Grandad · Friday at 11:50 AM

^^^ That Kebab is enough to turn any straight male into a gender bending queer ..... eat it ??? I don't even want to look at it

baz · Friday at 12:31 PM

Grandad said:
^^^ That Kebab is enough to turn any straight male into a gender bending queer ..... eat it ??? I don't even want to look at it

Nothing like a greasy kebab with loads of chilli after a skin full !
Puts hairs on your chest

Grandad · Friday at 1:47 PM

It's when the kebab squeals after you put chilli on it you've got problems

Fast Eddie · Sunday at 6:41 AM

Grandad · Sunday at 10:39 AM

After a further 10 pints the men started to have a sit down piss as well - Gotta hand it to those US scientists

cjandme · Monday at 1:37 AM

So... a "mature" Couple started dating and things were going well, and after they'd been gettin' it on for a few times, the fella thinks to himself "the next time we start gettin' busy I'll go down on her". Well towards the end of their next date night, things are going good so,,, he does down on her like he was thinkin' and he's got his face all up in her crotch, but after just a minute or so, he comes back up and says to her, "baby I gotta say I had to stop because it smells so bad down there", to which she replies "Oh, I'm sorry - it must be my arthritis". Well, he's sort of stunned at that and says to her "really,,, I mean, I don't see how arthritis could make your pu$$y smell so bad" and she says, well... when it acts up, I can't get my arm back around there to wipe my butt.

Fast Eddie · Monday at 2:45 AM

Yer just put me off me breakfast…

Lineslinger · Monday at 9:09 AM

cjandme said:
So... a "mature" Couple started dating and things were going well, and after they'd been gettin' it on for a few times, the fella thinks to himself "the next time we start gettin' busy I'll go down on her". Well towards the end of their next date night, things are going good so,,, he does down on her like he was thinkin' and he's got his face all up in her crotch, but after just a minute or so, he comes back up and says to her, "baby I gotta say I had to stop because it smells so bad down there", to which she replies "Oh, I'm sorry - it must be my arthritis". Well, he's sort of stunned at that and says to her "really,,, I mean, I don't see how arthritis could make your pu$$y smell so bad" and she says, well... when it acts up, I can't get my arm back around there to wipe my butt.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh man....I,-----------------never mind.

lazyeye6 · Monday at 12:51 PM

Where’s the moderator when you need one?

Lineslinger · Monday at 12:54 PM

cjandme said:
So... a "mature" Couple started dating and things were going well, and after they'd been gettin' it on for a few times, the fella thinks to himself "the next time we start gettin' busy I'll go down on her". Well towards the end of their next date night, things are going good so,,, he does down on her like he was thinkin' and he's got his face all up in her crotch, but after just a minute or so, he comes back up and says to her, "baby I gotta say I had to stop because it smells so bad down there", to which she replies "Oh, I'm sorry - it must be my arthritis". Well, he's sort of stunned at that and says to her "really,,, I mean, I don't see how arthritis could make your pu$$y smell so bad" and she says, well... when it acts up, I can't get my arm back around there to wipe my butt.

CJ, are you in the military?

baz · Monday at 4:14 PM

cjandme · Monday at 9:11 PM

Sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone, with the above joke, and yes LinesliI'm military (retired sailor from active duty/ currently working for the Army, as a Dept of the Army Civilian or "DAC" at Kastner airfield on Camp Zama, in Japan).

cjandme · Monday at 9:31 PM

Let me try again....So an Older couple are out walking and they come across an alleyway that they'd used their younger days. The woman turns to the man and says remember how we had wild sex one night down there after partying in the club all night. The fella says "yes I do dear"-with a twinkle in his eye. Well to his pleasant surprise she looks at him and says "ya wanna", to which he says heck yeah, and they take off down the alley. Well, a young guy passing by heard this and thought to himself I gotta see this and followed them in but stayed far back. So, the woman hikes her dress up over her hips and the fella mounts her and they start gettin' busy. The young guy is amazed at how vigorously they are going at it, - like a couple of rabbits, I mean really going all out! Then they fall to the ground exhausted. The young guy can't help himself and walks up to them and says " you know, I gotta admit, I overheard you two and followed you into the alley, and I gotta ask -- how do you keep such passion alive!! The old boy says, well damn it son, 30 years ago that fence wasn't electrified !!!!

cjandme · 2024-10-22T01:27:34-0600

What kind of Bees make honey..... Honey Bees,....... What kind of Bees make Milk >>>>> Boobies !!!!!

Lineslinger · 2024-10-22T08:54:19-0600

cjandme said:
Sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone, with the above joke, and yes LinesliI'm military (retired sailor from active duty/ currently working for the Army, as a Dept of the Army Civilian or "DAC" at Kastner airfield on Camp Zama, in Japan).

I asked if you were military because I am pretty sure I heard that one in my other life.
Absolutely no offense taken on this end! No big deal, keep em' coming.

Lineslinger · 2024-10-22T09:01:57-0600

Finding jokes here in the states without some political attachment is getting tough...seems everyone has to advocate for their candidate of choice in some form.

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