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Ashman , what is stronger beer ? Ale ? …. or a high percentage of alcohol like 7-10% or more ?
 
marshg246 said:
There's a YouTube channel I watch that originates from AU. A women on it was fishing for birthday greetings the other day for her 30th birthday (Friday, the 13th) and wondering why so few had commented. Her partner reminded her that over 2/3 of their audience is from the US - she didn't seem to get it. So, at 0001 on Friday the 13th in Virginia I commented "Now that it's actually your birthday, happy birthday from Virginia".

You Aussies can't even get the day right :D
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Actually, the day starts with Kiwis, we get it next - by the time it gets to you it's 3/4 used up!😉
 
Ok, now you guys have reminded me of this one ......

CEO's of beer brewers are at a convention. At break time, they head to the complimentary beer dispensary. The Aussie says, let me have a Fosters, the best beer in Australia.
The American says let me have a Bud, king of beers.
The German says Give me a Lowenbrau, best beer since 1400!
The Irishman says I'll have club soda with a twist of lime.

All the men look ai him in amazement. Then one asks, Paddy, aren't you going to have a Guinness?"

Paddy answers, "If you blokes aren't drinking, neither am I!

Slick
 
texasSlick said:
Ok, now you guys have reminded me of this one ......

CEO's of beer brewers are at a convention. At break time, they head to the complimentary beer dispensary. The Aussie says, let me have a Fosters, the best beer in Australia.
The American says let me have a Bud, king of beers.
The German says Give me a Lowenbrau, best beer since 1400!
The Irishman says I'll have club soda with a twist of lime.

All the men look ai him in amazement. Then one asks, Paddy, aren't you going to have a Guinness?"

Paddy answers, "If you blokes aren't drinking, neither am I!

Slick
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Sounds about right
I don't know anyone that drinks lager
It's that fizzy cold stuff we give to kids until they are old enough to drink real beer 😂😂
 
In Sweden we have at least 4296 different kinds of beer to choose between. 2064 Ale and 1315 Lager. Obviously some people drinks Lager.
Sadly doctors says beer ain't good for my diabetes. So I have to make do with Whisky.
 
texasSlick said:
While we are on the subject of beer, I have to re-tell this one ....

How is drinking lite beer like having sex in a canoe?
Ans: they are both fu*$g close to water!

Slick
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Used to be told with *insert any American beer here*, but now 2 things have happened.
American micro breweries can actually produce decent beer, and now there's lots of low or no alcohol beers available that actually taste good.

Danes used to take the piss over Swedish light beer, turns out they were right all along!
 
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Betcha Didnt Know TRIUMPH hadem in 67 ! .

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