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Please someone explain this last joke posted , ‘bout the contest , just too backward a life to get it and I do love to laugh …. Thanks!
 
Fast Eddie said:
Wonder if he made it ?
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Some of the things people do in other countries are quite amazing
Leaving Corfu airport in a taxi a couple of weeks ago we were overtaken by a bloke on a scooter
Riding one hand
No helmet gloves or shoes
Just a pair of shorts
Carrying a tray of coffees
Where we were staying it wasn't unusual to see a whole family out on a scooter going somewhere at 12 at night !!
Can't imagine seeing things like that in the UK
 
baz said:
Some of the things people do in other countries are quite amazing
Leaving Corfu airport in a taxi a couple of weeks ago we were overtaken by a bloke on a scooter
Riding one hand
No helmet gloves or shoes
Just a pair of shorts
Carrying a tray of coffees
Where we were staying it wasn't unusual to see a whole family out on a scooter going somewhere at 12 at night !!
Can't imagine seeing things like that in the UK
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I did Central London at midnight last night, Baz... It's coming, sooner or later......
 
baz said:
Some of the things people do in other countries are quite amazing
Leaving Corfu airport in a taxi a couple of weeks ago we were overtaken by a bloke on a scooter
Riding one hand
No helmet gloves or shoes
Just a pair of shorts
Carrying a tray of coffees
Where we were staying it wasn't unusual to see a whole family out on a scooter going somewhere at 12 at night !!
Can't imagine seeing things like that in the UK
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I spent some time in India Baz… so NOTHING will surprise me when it comes to ‘what can be carried on a scooter’ !
 
Some years back I saw a chap riding his Hayabusa one handed, clutch, throttle and brake all on the left bar. Impressive as he only had one arm.

More impressive was me seeing him fit a new chain on his own.

Even more impressive was how fast he could ride it, clocking 235mph from memory at the track.
 
Flatspot said:
Some years back I saw a chap riding his Hayabusa one handed, clutch, throttle and brake all on the left bar. Impressive as he only had one arm.

More impressive was me seeing him fit a new chain on his own.

Even more impressive was how fast he could ride it, clocking 235mph from memory at the track.
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Did anyone dare clap???
(Apologies if that offends anyone)
 
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I spent some time in India Baz… so NOTHING will surprise me when it comes to ‘what can be carried on a scooter’ !
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Yeah I'd expect to see stuff like that in India
I was just surprised to see it in Greece
Not many people wear crash helmets or gloves and that's on big sports bikes
Not just scooters
 
Cruising along early morning on a super highway on my ST 1300 some years ago at 80 mph or so I began to hear music from behind . Checked my mirrors and up comes a chap on a Gold Wing - radio blasting , polo shirt , shorts and sandals, modular helmet with the face shield up , no hands on the bars and drinking ( coffee ? ) from a travel mug . He had to be doing close to the ton .
 
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baz said:
Yeah I'd expect to see stuff like that in India
I was just surprised to see it in Greece
Not many people wear crash helmets or gloves and that's on big sports bikes
Not just scooters
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I don't wear gloves and in winter only fingerless gloves if its cold, after 50 years of riding still have all my fingers, but I do wear a stack hat.
 
Ash that is good for you up in the sub tropics but down here in the Hunter NSW it gets a bit cold, rode to a rally down to Windsor (outside of Sydney) and when I passed one of our members towing his bike he said his car temperature gauge was registering -5C. Had to stop for a wee and nearly had to strip off to a accomplish this feat :eek:.
When I was about 16 I had a bit of an off, in winter, winter gloves on and they at least held the blood in, until I took them off, so must be good for something, still wear the scars.
In summer I wear Dragon Kevlar reinforced Jeans and knitted gloves.
Burgs
 
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