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Street name a coincidence?
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Man-O-Man I can't tell a joke to save my life....and now it seems I can't even write one correctly either....I should have written: actually, they were 2 men in tights.
 
Mennonites are a religious sect very similar to the Amish - in telling the joke the pronunciation of “ men in tights ‘ should sound like
“ Menn on ites” . It is presumed that if men are wearing tights they may be of an alternative sexual orientation.
 
Richard Tool said:
Mennonites are a religious sect very similar to the Amish - in telling the joke the pronunciation of “ men in tights ‘ should sound like
“ Menn on ites” . It is presumed that if men are wearing tights they may be of an alternative sexual orientation.
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Never heard of "menonites" before!
Cheers
 
As I understand it , the Mennonites are a bit less strict than the Amish . While the Amish must use horse and buggy, the Mennonites can have automobiles - however they can’t have anything flashy so no chrome. Hence the term “ Black bumper Amish “. ( I hope this is not offensive to anyone) .
Automobile dealers in areas of large Mennonite populations offer cars prepared with chrome removed , bumpers powder coated, etc.
 
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Richard Tool said:
As I understand it , the Mennonites are a bit less strict then the Amish . While the Amish must use horse and buggy, the Mennonites can have automobiles - however they can’t have anything flashy so no chrome. Hence the term “ Black bumper Amish “. ( I hope this is not offensive to anyone) .
Automobile dealers in areas of large Mennonite populations offer cars prepared with chrome removed , bumpers powder coated, etc.
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Yer learn sumthin new every day !

At least something educational came out of your joke telling fail CJ !!
 
There are several Mennonite enclaves in our Province a few local , very good new Canadians , after the last hurricane they pitched in with roofers etc. with no charge for labour or materials replacing roofs for those who couldn’t …. they farm , run bakeries and make best trailers in our area …. they do stick together religiously 😎
 
Craig said:
There are several Mennonite enclaves in our Province a few local , very good new Canadians , after the last hurricane they pitched in with roofers etc. with no charge for labour or materials replacing roofs for those who couldn’t …. they farm , run bakeries and make best trailers in our area …. they do stick together religiously 😎
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Sounds like a decent community
 
Okay so I'll try again 'cause a co-worker just walked into the shop and told this one....so here it goes: What do you call a blonde doing a hand stand>>>> A Brunette with bad breath :)
 
Craig said:
There are several Mennonite enclaves in our Province a few local , very good new Canadians , after the last hurricane they pitched in with roofers etc. with no charge for labour or materials replacing roofs for those who couldn’t …. they farm , run bakeries and make best trailers in our area …. they do stick together religiously 😎
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There is a big Mennonite community outside of Eugene Oregon.
 
there are several Mennonite communities near Calgary, Alberta. we drove past one area in 2004 on our holiday. Might be tricky to de-chrome a Harley…!
 
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