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phippsy said:
let’s not forget asking for Mike Hunt
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I was staying at my cousin Cathy’s apartment for a bit and one morning the phone rang. My cousin Cathy answered and I heard her say, “There’s no Mike Hunt here”. Then she repeated it a few more times before I asked her what was what. She said someone was asking for Mike Hunt. I told her to hang up and had to explain it to her! Lol! Chuckle every time I think of it.
 
Larry S said:
I was staying at my cousin Cathy’s apartment for a bit and one morning the phone rang. My cousin Cathy answered and I heard her say, “There’s no Mike Hunt here”. Then she repeated it a few more times before I asked her what was what. She said someone was asking for Mike Hunt. I told her to hang up and had to explain it to her! Lol! Chuckle every time I think of it.
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Where I used to work they installed a new Tannoy system. When it was completed one of the guys on the trading floor called reception and asked the young receptionist to use it to ask if anybody had seen Mike Hunt. She repeated it three times before the penny dropped. I, and many others were crying with laughter. Try it now though and somebody would get fired.
 
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From my older Sister first thing this morning
 
As I it happens the girls were having the exact same conversation

and one said to the other

Well Paddy Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzpaddy so I guess they’ll have have their cake and eat it

😱🎅😱
 
cjandme said:
So...4 sailors are in a life boat, with a cigarette each, none of them have a cigarette lighter. What do they do? Well, one of them throws a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter. :)
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Reminds me of a true story...
I was going fishing with my (younger) brother in my small aluminium boat. He held the boat while I parked the trailer.
I noticed he had forgotten his fags and lighter in the centre console. I disapproved of his smoking but put them in my shirt pockets anyway.
After about a mile in the boat I pulled his lighter out and said "Mike, I noticed you had forgotten this" and gave it to him.
"Fat lot of use it is to me now!" was his reply as he tossed it overboard.
"Well, it would have gone well with these!" as I gave him the fag packet.
The rest of the fishing trip was filled with him looking wistfully at other boats, in case there was a smoker on board.
Mike died about 4 years ago (smoking related) but this memory still makes me smile.
Cheers
 
robs ss said:
Reminds me of a true story...
I was going fishing with my (younger) brother in my small aluminium boat. He held the boat while I parked the trailer.
I noticed he had forgotten his fags and lighter in the centre console. I disapproved of his smoking but put them in my shirt pockets anyway.
After about a mile in the boat I pulled his lighter out and said "Mike, I noticed you had forgotten this" and gave it to him.
"Fat lot of use it is to me now!" was his reply as he tossed it overboard.
"Well, it would have gone well with these!" as I gave him the fag packet.
The rest of the fishing trip was filled with him looking wistfully at other boats, in case there was a smoker on board.
Mike died about 4 years ago (smoking related) but this memory still makes me smile.
Cheers
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That's a funny story Rob, sorry to hear of your brothers passing. My Pop's smoked like a chimney and got renal cancer from it. I ...like a dumb ass smoked also...but stopped and left it behind 21 years ago now.
 
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