If your countries young inhabitants are anything like my countries young inhabitants then
all they seem to want to do is change things. The language WAS very British, then we added Slang and it became Australian
but now it seems our language is becomeing more and more Americanised. When I was young I used to put, pickles, chutney or tomatoe sauce
on my Meat pie, now it is ketchup. Biscuits were either sweet or savoury, now they're crackers or brownies. At school we had three Terms during the year
now we have Semesters. We used to chase Birds, Sorts or Shiellers now they're Chicks. I bought a Motor bike when I was very young, now I own a Motorcycle.
Bottle O... Liquor store.
Dual cab ute... Truck. TRUCK, A BLOODY TRUCK,? If you don't need a special Licence to drive it it aint a TRUCK.
If you played Australian rules football you either played in the Forward lines, the center or the Back lines, now it's DEEFENCE OR OFFENCE.
Buggered if I know, might slip down the pub and grab a carton (slab), check out the birds, and have a punt on the gee gees, by then it will be dinner time
so I'll grab a pastie with sauce, go home and sit in the sun for the arvo and drink piss till the missus comes home, then she'll want a blue about something
so I'll piss off down the rubberty again till stumps.
My neighbour is a nurse in Intensive care, Lots of Chinese nurses in there,... I mean where else would you put someone who doesn't understand the language
let alone read it properly, any way he offered to teach them a bit of Australian. At one stage he had three nurses telling every one to " get stuffed you bastard",
He told them that it means,.. Yes I would love to help, so when the Doctor asked for assistance................... get stuffed you bastard.
Unfknblevabl.
