That's quite the Morphorific Motorcycle ya got there. Jim. (Define motorcycle: a vehicle with two wheels that is powered by a motor and that can carry one or two people.) I bet Miss Peel gets all a flutter just thinking about it.
Anyhow, when your granny is done, maybe YOU can take it out and show us what it will do.
Or maybe it's the ultra anxiety produced by the mondo smoke you all got out there.
Or perhaps the locals simply have your number and the leash is kept a might tight.
God Bless Ya .