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acotrel

acotrel

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Men are too stupid to outsmart women, so I do not even try. The more you try, the bigger the guilt trip when you fail. What I really like, is when I am their boss. They do not know what I know - when I want a job done properly I ask a woman to do it - because if they fall short, they fail the sisterhood.
 
acotrel said:
Men are too stupid to outsmart women, so I do not even try. The more you try, the bigger the guilt trip when you fail. What I really like, is when I am their boss. They do not know what I know - when I want a job done properly I ask a woman to do it - because if they fall short, they fail the sisterhood.
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Dude, you're baked.
 
acotrel said:
Men are too stupid to outsmart women, so I do not even try. The more you try, the bigger the guilt trip when you fail. What I really like, is when I am their boss. They do not know what I know - when I want a job done properly I ask a woman to do it - because if they fall short, they fail the sisterhood.
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I think you have lost the plot Al or you doing it wrong or going the wrong way about things or over thinking things, one thing men get wrong is trying to work out how a woman thinks, give up, never try, it will turn your head in trying, maybe it already has turned your head in, get help before it's too late, or maybe it's already too late.
 
acotrel said:
Men are too stupid to outsmart women, so I do not even try. The more you try, the bigger the guilt trip when you fail. What I really like, is when I am their boss. They do not know what I know - when I want a job done properly I ask a woman to do it - because if they fall short, they fail the sisterhood.
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You ok?
 
When I went in for orthopedic surgery, a battery of required questions were asked of me.
1) are you the victim of physical abuse?
2) are you the victim of verbal abuse?
3) are you the victim of financial abuse?

I thought for a moment, leaned in closer to the desk, "well, my Wife doesn't want me to buy a new snowmobile ($10,000) this year...."

It took a few moments for the penny to drop.

She smiled.
 
acotrel said:
Men are too stupid to outsmart women, so I do not even try. The more you try, the bigger the guilt trip when you fail. What I really like, is when I am their boss. They do not know what I know - when I want a job done properly I ask a woman to do it - because if they fall short, they fail the sisterhood.
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So,.... women are smarter than men...... But women don't know what you know...

Thank you for posting. It makes me realize that as I get older and lose a grip on reality, that I'm probably going to feel the need to say stupid shit for attention both here in the forum and probably in real life. Your comments have burned into my brain just how much people who hear and read my nonsensical comments are going to whisper behind my back that I clearly have some level of dementia....
 
A while back, I told my wife 'I am finished'. She said to me,'if you do that, the other two kids will be with their father full time'. I decided I could not do that to them.
I am step-grand-dad to 6 kids. Three of them were created by my step-daughter and her Ex. Two are on week-about shared custody in my home. The youngest one is with us full time. She is an absolute genius, and the others are all tops at school. They are all worth fighting for, but some of the crap which happens really does my head in.
The three women involved are all competent and intelligent and so is the father of most of the kids. But sometimes the idiocy involved really does my head in.
The latest is my wife and her daughter drove one of the kids to Melbourne for medical treatment, and on the way copped $1000 in fines for driving misdemeanors. So I have ended-up driving my wife around. I do not know the licence issues, but some things might now be criminal offences. My wife does not trust anyone elses' driving, and if I am driving she harasses me. The result is this time I have really blown up.
A few years ago, I really got stuffed in the head, and went to a psychologist. He said 'I think you are doing the right thing, and should continue on as you are'.
I am probably lucky that I have short hair on my head and cannot pull it out. I think I am doing emotional blackmail to myself. I have been through too much to just give-up.

I think what I have said in my original post about women is actually true. When push comes to shove, it can be used. Women do not usually care what men think, but the sisterhood rules. When I was working in charge of laboratories several of the staff were women. I never did anything which would cause them to unite.
 
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In my situation, I cannot afford to get dementia. If I cannot out-think them, I am stuffed. Every second week, I live with two women and three girls. I know they all love me, but the head-phuck can be outrageous. At the moment, if they talk to me I answer them, otherwise they can just get lost.
About two weeks ago, there was a birthday party in a pub, and the whole tribe was there. They are amazing - none of them are really related to me.
 
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Married for 46 years ( to a woman - suppose nowadays in woke world I should clarify . ) Two daughters - each has a daughter so two granddaughters.
I have long referred to my house as “ the estrogen palace “.
Daughter number two is now pregnant again . Due in May , and
IT’S A BOY !!!!
 
People who suffer dementia don't know they are suffering from it and really Al I think something is not right in your way of thinking, maybe your psychologist got it wrong thinking you are right, they do make mistakes, just go back to some of your thinking over the years on here, lots of things you have got wrong in your way of thinking and when you get things in your head that you are finished is also a sign things aren't right, maybe it's good you haven't been back on your bike for so long.
I was the only male in my house, wife and 2 daughters, never had the problem you seem to have had, not once did I ever think they were smarter than me, mine you the daughters did try to pull a few things over me while growing up, but I was always one step ahead of them and they always got caught out when doing wrong.
Maybe Al you need to spend more time in the shed, tinkering with your bike might put you off from overthinking things about your life with women, I think I am smarter because I stay out of what women think and don't even think about what they are thinking.

Ashley
 
About women.
 
Al, I've had a read and am not unsympathetic .... clearly you are living in bubbling cauldron ( no not one of witches !! )

Have to say I'd not want to be in your domestic shoes, mine are calm and serene by comparison.

I'd recommend trying to take " time out " in some way, create quiet and calm space and time for yourself ... and if you can manage it try and replicate the quiet calm space and time as a seperate entity for both you AND your wife ... it sounds like you BOTH would benefit from doing so.
 
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A couple of years back a part of my " tribe " wanted to / needed to come back home to live with us and my wife asked my am I ok with it and all that sort of stuff .... meaning would I agree to it .... ( daughter and three kids 8 to 14 yrs )

Saying anything other than yes is hard so my answer was yes, of course ! I'd have hated myself after if I hadn't.

Anyway there way one condition for I knew the pressure on my wife and I would be immense and of course my wife would be wanting to do all the looking after and all that entails ( EVERYTHING !! ) and with her health and rickety hip it would all fall on me.

I did it on the proviso that the collective " they " would do all their own cooking cleaning ironing etc etc and whilst at it they could chop a few more vegetables and pop a few more steaks on the grill at the same time for me and my wife. No rent just making sure they took care of themselves.

Wife called me an uncaring and heartless knob to start with but after they left ( 2 yrs ) she realised it had worked and I'd done it more for her than anything else.

Anyway, point being make sure your tribe is self sufficient whilst at your home to take the stress off of yourself and your wife otherwise you'll become casualties of circumstance.
 
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People who suffer dementia don't know they are suffering from it and really Al I think something is not right in your way of thinking, maybe your psychologist got it wrong thinking you are right, they do make mistakes, just go back to some of your thinking over the years on here, lots of things you have got wrong in your way of thinking and when you get things in your head that you are finished is also a sign things aren't right, maybe it's good you haven't been back on your bike for so long.
I was the only male in my house, wife and 2 daughters, never had the problem you seem to have had, not once did I ever think they were smarter than me, mine you the daughters did try to pull a few things over me while growing up, but I was always one step ahead of them and they always got caught out when doing wrong.
Maybe Al you need to spend more time in the shed, tinkering with your bike might put you off from overthinking things about your life with women, I think I am smarter because I stay out of what women think and don't even think about what they are thinking.

Ashley
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