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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey get together to plan a new movie.

Clooney saws "I'll direct"

DiCaprio says "I'll be the lead actor"

McConaughey says "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"
 
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Probably seen these before
But still good !
 

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baz said:
Probably seen these before
But still good !
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The last picture shows Henry Body, he was a stalwart of the NSA sprint race fraternity with his Douglas - combined age of 160-170 years.

Yes, he only had one eye, and the RAC/ACU granted him a special licence to race despite being visually impaired as he’d been racing like that for umpteen years.

An absolute character unfortunately I lost touch with him around 10 years ago when I stopped racing - he was still going at 80+
 
baz said:
Well you were partially right
We have no prime minister now
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baz said:
Well you were partially right
We have no prime minister now
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Spotted...Thanks...The consequences of not keeping the purse strings tight
The net zero carbon pipe dream is a contributor to that...so what now Boris ?
Charles Walker is who I consider a true conservative
 

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