The Opening

auldblue said:

Hi mark

My name is Candy, I'm 43 yo , I'm a Virgo which is good . I'm looking for someone tall with a firm right leg for a good straddle start. As you can see from the photo I'm dripping a bit from my sump new washer perhaps. I'm 750 top end new pistons, mick hemmings attended to my jugs. 850 cases with standard cam, single mikuni. New wheels and avon road riders etc

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In Australia, we'd say Candy has probably seen a cockortoo (sorry, should be cockatoo)
How many mechanics have spannered Candy??

Phil

get it running and hell yeah I'll ride it!
(where's the shop dog?)

Mark said:

get it running and hell yeah I'll ride it!
(where's the shop dog?)

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Test rides available on Candy but don't tell the wife.
Shop dog became shot dog. Wasn't doing its job.

Phil

I think it might be time to close this topic. What started as a very serious and relevant topic has become quite naughty and I feel everyone is enjoying themselves at my expense. I'm going to take my anti agitation pills and go have a lie down. Or maybe just a Bex and a cup of tea, with a lie down. I wonder if they will be growing the sugar cane again this year?? Makes great beer and I can get pissed 24/7 again! Hopefully we will win State Of Origin NEXT year.

The box is on its way to Jim C in Colorado with its precious contents. A Fullauto head and a present for Jim…..the cat.

Phil