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1973x75

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• Monday at 8:28 AM

• #2,801

A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano. A wise man gives his wife an upright organ.

 

1973x75

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• Monday at 8:29 AM

• #2,802

What is a man’s version of foreplay? A half hour of begging.

 

Lineslinger

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• Monday at 1:36 PM

• #2,803

Fast Eddie said:

If these people get this wrong, why should we believe anything they tell us ?!?

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You shouldn't.
And forget the idea you are receiving accountable journalism regardless of who is broadcasting.

 

Richard Tool

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• Monday at 3:50 PM

• #2,804

Lineslinger said:

You shouldn't.
And forget the idea you are receiving accountable journalism regardless of who is broadcasting.

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Yep - bad news sells .

 

Tornado

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• Tuesday at 1:44 PM

• #2,805

Question: How do you make a small fortune from restoring old motorbikes?


Answer: Start with a large fortune!

 

jaydee75

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• Tuesday at 2:32 PM

• #2,806

 

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jan nelder

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• Wednesday at 12:32 AM

• #2,807

Tornado said:

Question: How do you make a small fortune from restoring old motorbikes?


Answer: Start with a large fortune!

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it used to be “making motorbikes”, and Norton are doing brilliantly with that….

 

Fast Eddie

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• Wednesday at 12:41 PM

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SteveBorland

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• Thursday at 3:33 AM

• #2,809

Fast Eddie said:

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A mate of mine has a brother who is into collecting vintage military vehicles - a White armoured car, a 6x6 truck, ambulance, that sort of thing.
He bought something similar to house his hobby. It's always a useful comeback when the wife complains about the amount of toys I have

 

Lineslinger

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• Thursday at 8:43 AM

• #2,810

 

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• Thursday at 11:38 AM

• #2,811

I do...dumbest thing I've ever said times 2

 

Mike40M

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• Thursday at 2:56 PM

• #2,812

Fast Eddie said:

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Agree, house spacious but not so big that it's hard to clean. But decent size of the shed. Was hard on my wife, did only build a house for her hobby, 160x70 feet. She wanted 220 feet.

 

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cjandme

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• Thursday at 11:12 PM

• #2,813

So... Where do you take a sick boat...to the dock of course.

 

Lineslinger

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• Yesterday at 10:16 AM

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cjandme said:

So... Where do you take a sick boat...to the dock of course.

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CJ....never mind

 

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• Yesterday at 11:52 AM

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