That's nothing. I can make it worse. As in, did I ever tell you about the titanium shift rod I made for my 961 to replace the one that broke when I had a crash and couldn't get a re[;acement? We could probably go on for pages about whether I used the right Ti alloy, and if I put a proper stress relief groove at the base of the threads, and why was the bend a little different, and shouldn't I have polished it, and why didn't I use titaniium spherical rod ends (yes, that's a real thing), etc. Then we might approach the level of the lesser oil threads. But life is short, and I have to move on to other things. Maybe another thread on the best tires for Nortons.
Ken