The purple one caught my eye too. As to the first one...the norton chopper. Have a heart...maybe with the correct approach...it could be presentable. One thing is for sure...the damage has been done...so anything you did to it would be to the better and that opens a few doors for a bit of imagination without the fear of ruining a good bike.
If you don't have to worry about doing damage..you can do a bit of fanticizing, and not feel guilty about it.....unlike what I'm sure many males have to deal with in their daily homelife.....(read between lines) :wink: