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A software engineer, hardware engineer and a manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road and brakes failed. The car went out of control, bouncing off of guard rails until it ground to a halt. The passengers were not hurt but were stuck halfway down the mountain in a car with no brakes.
"I know", said the manager. "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define Goals, and through a process of Continuous Improvement, find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we'll be on our way".
"No," said the hardware engineer. "I've got a Swiss army knife with me. I can strip down the brake system, find the problem, fix it, and we'll be on our way."
"Wait," said the software engineer. "Before we do anything, shouldn't we push the car back to the top and see if it happens again?"
the first engineering student says what do you think of my new mountain bike.
The second engineering student says, very nice, what did it cost ya ?
Nothing, one of the cheerleaders gave it to me yesterday.
Really, why did she do that ?
Beats me, I was walking home last night minding my own business when she rode up on the bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says, "I'll have some H2O, too."
And then he dies.
(If you're not an engineer, you may not get it.)
If you must have more engineer mind set
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