texasSlick
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"Kissing don't last ..... cooking do"
Mother of Slick
Have I got a good cook for a wife!
Mother of Slick
Have I got a good cook for a wife!
Say: " I got some marinated steak tips & beers for the evening cruise"No need to...I buy my own toys, she buys hers. Her most recent buy was a 22 ft. pontoon boat for her lake house. Not a good fishing rig, but what could I say?
Slick
SWMBO = She who must be obeyed....and whaddafuggs a SWMBO?
A post castration ritual?
Were they as high as these two stoners? Fishin' can be crazy shit..Pontoon boats are good when you hook a good sized fish, and the three other guys in the boat rush over to see what it is. When this happened in my fishing rig, water started over the gunnel!
Slick
Were they as high as these two stoners? Fishin' can be crazy shit..
Were they as high as these two stoners? Fishin' can be crazy shit..
That poor Sun fishQuite the vocabulary there....
Uhmmm, since you were the one who told me the meaning… Wait! You set me up! Not cool at all.SWMBO = She who must be obeyed
Yes, yes, that was a sarcastic question.
Now that you've actually typed those words, we are required, by policy, to suspend your man card, pending a board review.
Uhmmm, since you were the one who told me the meaning… Wait! You set me up! Not cool at all.
Say the old bike was recalled by the maker, "lack of power".My wife and daughters are in Japan visit her parents.
Meanwhile, a motorbike has changed in the shed.
I‘m trying to work out if she’ll even notice !
Do I come clean or chance it …?
Whilst they have a total lack of interest… they’re not stupid !Say the old bike was recalled by the maker, "lack of power".
I thought it was the HD/R3 shell game. Then I looked at the date. OopsWhilst they have a total lack of interest… they’re not stupid !
To close out the story: Turns out the Missus has worked out that the shed is full... So any new bike means the disposal of another… so basically… she couldn’t give a toss anymore !
Things move fast !I thought it was the HD/R3 shell game. Then I looked at the date. Oops