Missing a couple hyphens. Got it.Cash in hand jobs means getting paid by cash for jobs done and not letting the tax man know in OZ, never been paid for a hand job lol.
I think the keeping-the-wife-in-the-loop is an expensive hand job. ;-)Missing a couple hyphens. Got it.
Not that there's anything wrong with the latter, but yea, either way, best to keep the wife out of the loop.
"Emasculated males"As I work in the building trade I met truck loads of house wife's that are not happy with their executive type husbands attempts to fix general wear n tear issues around the house let alone mechanical stuff that become total cluster f..ks and some are telling them not to even touch stuff in front of me which I honestly feel is demeaning to them...oh well another job for the boys.
At home I do electrical plumbing tiling etc as im a tight prick and enjoy doing it myself same goes for automotive except machine shop work..I do get the electrical work certified by a registered sparkie
I'm a little rough around the edges I suppose
I was doing this job once for a guy on his home with a "man bun"..he asked if I could tidy up his Porsche after I done his home ...while working on the car he grabbed a container of petrol and said he was going to burn off all his garden trimmings....which were green as...any ways a few minutes later I heard screams from his wife...what happened was he doused the built fire stack with the fuel and lit it and it went woof...then the fire died down so he figured he would tip some more petrol on to get her going....well I ended up helping him into the shower ...his hair eye brows were almost gone and he had bad burns to his arms and torso...I wrapped cling wrap around his arms and his wife rushed him to hospital...."Emasculated males"
They create them, then they loathe them.
The twat-knot survived atop his cranium, no doubt.I was doing this job once for a guy on his home with a "man bun"..he asked if I could tidy up his Porsche after I done his home ...while working on the car he grabbed a container of petrol and said he was going to burn off all his garden trimmings....which were green as...any ways a few minutes later I heard screams from his wife...what happened was he doused the built fire stack with the fuel and lit it and it went woof...then the fire died down so he figured he would tip some more petrol on to get her going....well I ended up helping him into the shower ...his hair eye brows were almost gone and he had bad burns to his arms and torso...I wrapped cling wrap around his arms and his wife rushed him to hospital....
He WOKE up quickly that day.....bloody idiot ....quess he won't do that again
There wasn't much left of it...the next time I saw him he was sporting a #4 hair cut...twat knot gone.The twat-knot survived atop his cranium, no doubt.
Because real world applied science & physics is not taught/used/wanted anymore.