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A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning. Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife's back and says: "Careful, CAREFUL, put more butter in the pan! You're frying too many at a time. TOO MANY! Flip them! FLIP THEM! Come on! Oh dear lord. How are you gonna make space for the butter now, look, they're sticking to the pan! Careful! Careful now! You never listen to me when I cook! NEVER! Flip them over already. Take it easy! EASY! Nooo, don't forget the salt. Put salt on them, SALT!"


The wife stares at her husband: "What's wrong with you? You think I can't fry a few eggs?" The husband answers calmly: "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."


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