Good One

One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was welding some stuff in the garage for fun. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage. You probably should also consider selling all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, and your fishing gear and the boat and lose all those stupid model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car, and your home brewing equipment…"

Tom got a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied,"For a minute there, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied, “I wasn't".

If my wife ever said that she know I be straight upstairs packing her bags, she is not even allowed in the shed if I am not there or needs premission first to even come in the door, she been caught out once when she went up there when I was out, the shed was locked but she knew where the spare key was kept, I knew as soon as I walked in the shed she had been up there, to this day she has no idea how I knew she been up there, not that I got nothing to hide but it is my sentry and if I am up there with the mates and she comes up for a little while to say hi etc but if she stays to long I let her know its time to go back upstairs, my shed is my kingdom, the house well who cares lol.

Ashley