Big Chopper !

...and the obvious question - WHY?
Don't say that it is to compensate for something Veerrry Veerry small in his shorts.

They might have to remove that sissy bar from his rectum if he crashes ! , quite likely.

I suppose the the correct thing to say is “ to each their own “
but …

I was expecting more: 'A good woman and marriage' revelations!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Okay. Great. The ridiculous configuration has been completed.
Now, what do you do with it and where do you keep it?
And , imagine actually trying to guide/ride? that thing and......you hit a pothole.

Maybe its just a promotional prop or a display for a bike shop or some kind of attraction to draw customers to the Gypsy carnival.
Ooooor, maybe those guys found that Orange Sunshine stash that has remained hidden in the garage since 67'.
Or maybe those Gummies were a lot stronger than they thought?

Maybe an extreme group that have to have the longest biggest etc , a bit like like the Max camber cars of Japan or those guys with the really long front air dam splitter , even the Indians and there truck lights and mirrors must be he'll to ride , might have to look around the steering head and get a sore neck .