With a little (big) help from my friends

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yves norton seeley

yves norton seeley

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Hi there,

Some of you seem surprised by my fighting spirit, but the truth is that this could never happen without big help from my friends and my wife Marina
I wish to thanks these wonderful persons:
Bruno: always there when needed, he went with me to the doctors, rode the Sunburst when I was not able to do it, came with me to Malta when I was in a wheelchair, put my many posts in half-decent English.
Pierre: rides with me every sunday, he must ride 40 miles from his home to my workshop to help me on the Sunburst, as well as working on the bike.
Tim: a young man that does the same job for me as Pierre.
Michael: visited me every single day at the hospital!
John: the welshman, always there when I need help in electrics or lace a wheel.
Bert: aka “John Tickle”, when I need a spare part; even on a sunday night, I just ring him.
And of course the holy Marina, my wife for more than 40 years.
And of course all the members from Access Norton, your words give me the good feeling every day.
Thanks to all of you!!!

Now a good joke:

The old Miss Jones calls the veterinary:
“ Allo Doctor, two dogs are fucking in front of my door, its a shame, what can I do to stop them?”
“Well Miss Jones, take a bucket of cold water and splash it over the dogs and they will stop”

5 minutes later:
“Allo Doctor, the trick with the cold water doesn't help, they are still fucking like crazy, what can I do?”
“Well miss Jones, take a baseball bat and knock them down”

10 minutes later:
“Allo Doctor, the baseball trick doesn’t help either, what can I do?”
“Well Miss Jones, ring the dogs tree times on a row”
“And Doctor, you think this will help?”
“Well Miss Jones, I am not sure about the dogs, but it surely did for me!"

Keep you posted
Yves
 
The fact that guys our age are even riding, much less stomping old high-compression relics to life makes good folks (other than the ones who tell you you're nuts) want to pitch in and help. And that helps the injured keep their fighting spirit, which makes healing a shorter process than it would be otherwise. Pain is just weakness leaving the body, right?
 
Yves, I will thank you to please post such jokes after noon when the likelihood is much lower that readers will not have hot coffee to shoot out of thier nose.
 
Danno said:
The fact that guys our age are even riding, much less stomping old high-compression relics to life makes good folks (other than the ones who tell you you're nuts) want to pitch in and help. And that helps the injured keep their fighting spirit, which makes healing a shorter process than it would be otherwise. Pain is just weakness leaving the body, right?
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Dam right Danno
Yves
 
grandpaul said:
Yves, I will thank you to please post such jokes after noon when the likelihood is much lower that readers will not have hot coffee to shoot out of thier nose.
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Hi grandpaul,
I can ad a joke to every of my post, but I must know if the members like this?
Yves
 
It would be great if you added a joke every time Yves
 
So, I was in the check out line at the grocery store. The guy in front of me - another old guy - was having trouble getting his credit card into the credit card pay slot, which slot was kinda hard for him to see and get to, about waist high. Fumbling around, he looks over his shoulder at me, embarrassed. At that point the young check out clerk guy says "let me help," reaches across the counter, took the guy's credit card and slipped it right into that slot. Success.

The customer guy looked back at me sheepishly. I said to him, "I don't know about you . . . but I wouldn't let that clerk guy get anywhere near my girlfriend."
 
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