Lineslinger
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Me thinks a bit of humor might be in order considering all the viral fear, political hate/hostility and blame slinging that seem so popular these days.
The movie and simple pleasure thread were fun though.
• I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
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• I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
• Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
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• PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
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• Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
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• I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
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• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
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• So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
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• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
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• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
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• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
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• I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
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• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
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• Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
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• Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
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• Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
The movie and simple pleasure thread were fun though.
• I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
•
• I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
• Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
•
• PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
•
• Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
•
• I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
•
• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
•
• So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
•
• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
•
• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
•
• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
•
• I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
•
• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
•
• Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
•
• Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
•
• Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
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