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One for our British friends, the winner in this weeks NZ Listener (magazine) Wordsworth competition,

The condition of Boris' mane
Would cause many a hairdresser pain
But imagine the shock
If the state of his locks
Reflected the state of his brain
 

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I think it is the New York Times that runs a "word of the year" competition.
Some years ago the winner was "ignoranus".
The definition of this new, hybrid word is "A person who is ignorant and an arsehole".
Very handy word at times!
 
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I think it is the New York Times that runs a "word of the year" competition.
Some years ago the winner was "ignoranus".
The definition of this new, hybrid word is "A person who is ignorant and an arsehole".
Very handy word at times!
The term "askhole" always makes me laugh!!!
 
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude.
Priest: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.
Priest: Hi George. Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow today, aren't they?
George: Oh yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play here anytime free of charge.
SILENCE.
Priest: That's so sad, I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there is anything we can do for them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
 
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