texasSlick
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Going thru Nortons is preferable to going thru wives:
1) while both a Norton and a wife will cost you money, with a Norton it is not wasted.
2) you can ride either, but a Norton will never have a headache
3) a Norton will never ask you to buy her a new car.
4) a Norton will hang around as long as you will let her.
5) fast Nortons are better than fast wives.
6) only with your permission will a friend ride your Norton.
7) a Norton may wet sump, but it will never get pregnant.
8) there is a trade in value on a Norton, there is none on a wife.
9) no Norton-in-laws will ever come to visit.
and,
10) Nortons prefer to be ridden hard and will reward you with good handling.
Plus, you will always want your Norton to start up, you never want a wife to "start up".
Slick
Going thru Nortons is preferable to going thru wives:
1) while both a Norton and a wife will cost you money, with a Norton it is not wasted.
2) you can ride either, but a Norton will never have a headache
3) a Norton will never ask you to buy her a new car.
4) a Norton will hang around as long as you will let her.
5) fast Nortons are better than fast wives.
6) only with your permission will a friend ride your Norton.
7) a Norton may wet sump, but it will never get pregnant.
8) there is a trade in value on a Norton, there is none on a wife.
9) no Norton-in-laws will ever come to visit.
and,
10) Nortons prefer to be ridden hard and will reward you with good handling.
Plus, you will always want your Norton to start up, you never want a wife to "start up".
Slick
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