Hobot,
I get your point. I've been in the Ozarks before and I have to say, you couldn't have picked a likelier place to run into misfortune on the road. I've never ridden there, only driven, and have found myself in some of the spookiest and most shudder-inducing hills, corners, and lanes I've ever been on. I've gotten lost in the Bubba backwoods looking for a roadside attraction wondering if I was about to meet a Deliverance fate. I'm not sure I'd do it on a bike, although the prospect of driving off the road in a truck there doesn't sound much better to me, because there isn't anywhere to go but down, usually. When I drive there, It's 30 mph tops, unless it's the main highway, and I never trust the souls I meet coming at me. If I drive at night there, it had better be for good reason, and in a rainstorm or after popping a few, forget it. Too dangerous. I can't say I've experienced the wide variety of obstacles you've experienced? or envisioned, but all I can say is my reaction would be to slow the hell down, trust no one, and keep looking out ahead and play the possible disaster scenarios out in your mind in real time, so if anything does happen, you're at least in the frame of mind to make a split-second decision that may save your life. That's the sign of a good driver and rider. Otherwise, all I could recommend is to move where there aren't any deer. Or logging trucks. Or insane, methed-out school bus drivers. Or anything else you can't run over without killing yourself in the process. Maybe move back to Texas, where the deer are about the size of the chihuahuas.
I get your point. I've been in the Ozarks before and I have to say, you couldn't have picked a likelier place to run into misfortune on the road. I've never ridden there, only driven, and have found myself in some of the spookiest and most shudder-inducing hills, corners, and lanes I've ever been on. I've gotten lost in the Bubba backwoods looking for a roadside attraction wondering if I was about to meet a Deliverance fate. I'm not sure I'd do it on a bike, although the prospect of driving off the road in a truck there doesn't sound much better to me, because there isn't anywhere to go but down, usually. When I drive there, It's 30 mph tops, unless it's the main highway, and I never trust the souls I meet coming at me. If I drive at night there, it had better be for good reason, and in a rainstorm or after popping a few, forget it. Too dangerous. I can't say I've experienced the wide variety of obstacles you've experienced? or envisioned, but all I can say is my reaction would be to slow the hell down, trust no one, and keep looking out ahead and play the possible disaster scenarios out in your mind in real time, so if anything does happen, you're at least in the frame of mind to make a split-second decision that may save your life. That's the sign of a good driver and rider. Otherwise, all I could recommend is to move where there aren't any deer. Or logging trucks. Or insane, methed-out school bus drivers. Or anything else you can't run over without killing yourself in the process. Maybe move back to Texas, where the deer are about the size of the chihuahuas.