A simple ride

While riding my Norton, I swerved to miss a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible stopped and a very beautiful woman asked "Are you ok?" As I looked up, I noticed she had a very low cut blouse and cleavage to die for. " I'm ok I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to get a closer look. She Said "Get in I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." That's nice I said but I don't think my wife would like that" "Oh come now I'm a nurse" she insisted, "I need to see if you have any other scraps so I can treat them properly" Well she was very pretty and persuasive. Being dazed and shaken I again said "I'm sure my wife wouldn't like this"
We arrived at her home a short drive down the road. After a couple beers and bandaging I thanked her and said "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so better go now"
Don't be silly" she said "stay for awhile. She won't know anything, by the way where is she"
"My guess she's still in the ditch."